Okay, so my last post was a little intense, I know... if you haven't read it though, don't bother-- it may make you think less of me. But here is a new post- an interactive one! I just have HAVE to post on this because it has been causing me so much laughter in the past few weeks, and laughter is truely the best medicine. One instance even had me in tears (of laughter) on Sunday morning as I re-told it to some dear friends.
SO- what is it, you ask? Well, I want to start posting some of the mommy (or daddy)-isms that I have found myself saying... not the typical "I told you so" type, but a mommy-ism that you never could have imagined saying to anyone in your life, and only your child(ren) have been able to brew such a statement in you. I want you to help me! Post (as a comment) something you've said to your kids that you look back and think "What!?!?!?" or it just makes you laugh. My (real) example will be below, so you'll totally know what I mean. If you are a mommy or a daddy, please add to my list! As many as you want! Let's read each others and have a little chuckle. Check back to find more later.
Love to you all... and remember: being a parent isn't always a barrel of laughs... but sometimes you get a truckload.
"If you eat another ant, you will get a spanking."
"Please don't paint the television."
Please don't wear your sister's undies on your head!
ReplyDeleteStop sticking that in the cat's but!
Don't lick that TV, it's not ours.
ReplyDelete(My go-to one for this conversation ;) When I think of more, I'll post them!